Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML
Today, my fiancé's mother came up to me and told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history and condition. I have no idea what she's talking about, and she refuses to tell me. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
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Lyme_fml 8
What a horrible thing to say.
denisgra000 2
The first line of your FML kind of explained why dude.... engaged two years with a second kid on the way? Kind of a bad sign.
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Comments (133)
hessel 13
who the **** says such a terrible thing??!!??
QueenJay81 13
Someone who's tired of being engaged but yet is pregnant with their second child... if op likes it he better put a ring on it lol
KatieMajestic 17
Please stop commenting.
saidoh_fml 26
I agree with 16 but only very very slightly (less than 1%) because I can see why there might be some frustration. But we don't know that for sure because the fml doesn't really say if that's the real reason for the frustration; we can only speculate. The other problem with the argument is that if the fiancee felt that she was being strung along (again, just assuming/speculating) she shouldn't have gotten knocked up. But she did, not once, but twice. I don't think any of it justifies her making such a cruel comment, unless she was just kidding. There's just too many unknowns here, but still a good fml.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
my opinion... I think the hormones are talking. like she doesnt really feel like she's being strung along but now that she is pregnant and her hormones are out of whack that it is taking a toll on her and the relationship. it happened with a few friends of mine who were engaged for a long time and was pregnant. she can't even remember what really made her feel that way then.
ironichalibut 24
Shouldn't that be ex-fiancé? I mean yeah you must love her, and you must love your kids, and it's hard on children with parents who are split, but it's just as hard on children who grow up with parents who aren't compatible. I can't think anything funny to say, this makes me a little sad, a well deserved FYL to you OP, hopefully tides will turn for you.
dannnngthatsux 19
Sorry folks, I think this person is right on. Unless it's a joke, they need to halt the wedding now and get things right with each other. living with parents who despise each can damage kids in a major way.
Thejackel79 9
He may be right but thats not the reason for thr thumbs down. If he said anything along the lones of trying to fix it first then there wouldnt be a problem. However he seems to imply that they should just break up.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
What a crude thing to say. I really hope for her sake it is the pregnancy otherwise the children might be without a mother our father figure in their life.
bazookajoey 27
I think you should have a serious talk with her OP. No one should marry somebody who doesn't love them
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Either confront her about it or bail. Personally I'd move in at my friend's house or my mom's for maybe a week and see if she apologizes.
alycion 39
While hoping its the pregnancy hormones talking. And it's not like asking is going to help because the hormones could cause a flip out that could make the world implode. But that was just cruel, hormones or not.
tehdarkness 21
Surely if the relationship has hit this point, you must have noticed something...
lexisJO 11
Yeah.. I would probably quit calling her my fiancée after that comment. And after two years of no marriage.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
I wouldnt say that. she is pregnant. you never really know if the hormones are doing most of the talking or not. she could actually really be inlove but has some pent up aggression that needs to be talked about with him and she's saying things she doesnt mean because she's emotional. it happens to me all the time when my hormones are raging. communication between them is important.
AllieCat21 21
So their choosing not to get married right away is a reason? Do you realize how expensive weddings can be? Maybe they don't have the money for it yet, maybe there are other reasons they are waiting.
shutupmichaela 18
it's because you keep giving her bananas so that you can watch her put something phallic in her mouth, perv!
eternal_malaise 10
OP, you're a future child support payment. Get a lawyer now.
timss4 19
Easy deuces after a comment like that lol