Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement, to the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML
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IamSpartacus 0
So does that mean she will be your step-mother-in-law?
Conkers 0
That's a story to tell the kids. :D
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Comments (132)
mo_the_owl 0
it could be awkward, but honestly, be happy for them. stop being selfish.
XkassieX 6
Shes not being selfish. That's horrible. You wouldn't be saying that if it were yourself.
zombie_pie 0
classic.
JuliaM_fml 11
It would be more awkward if you guys had a double wedding =)
bahdspeler 0
haha. you are married to your step brother
kukopia 0
She's only engaged you mouth-breathing, illiterate douche. Better have mommy change you in case you tinkled a little from laughing.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
#20, best ******* response yet. I think i've found a new E-friend!!!
bahdspeler 0
#5 i have a really hot cousin who is only my cousin cuz her mom married my uncle. are you say its ok if i bone her?
porp1 4
this is why i said no! its no big deal!!!
plexico 4
I think your dad prefers pie.
Intoxicunt 6
And sammiches. OP, you and your mom need to go make those guys some sammiches! Ha, I stole your role on here. You're no longer useful. :D
plexico 4
That's the way I felt when the vibrator arrived in the mail. :(
voveraite 7
Well, plexico, *you* never run out of batteries ;-)
plexico 4
Thanks, but I don't go 1200 rpm either!
the_coon_fml 0
hahahaha! i love ur comments plexico.
Intoxicunt 6
That vibrator was for you, hon. Be more grateful!
MathMajor6 6
Most of the awkwardness from marrying a step-sibling would come from the fact that you grew up together. I don't really see anything bad about it considering you weren't raised as siblings and you aren't blood related.
mmmyeahsaraa 0
anybody want cake? lmao
Man_of_Manzanas 9
The cake is a lie
token_blackguy 18
that really happens? that seems like something off of a tv show, but hey you are blood related so its not really incest.
rowrohoh 0
STEP COUNTS!