Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement, to the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML
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IamSpartacus 0
So does that mean she will be your step-mother-in-law?
Conkers 0
That's a story to tell the kids. :D
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Sk69Dk 0
awkward, that's kind weird
Aoife 0
Move to one of those southern states that allows sibling marriage. Problem solved!
ogloc 0
Sorry, I wasn't listening. I just heard the last bit. Gimme some cake.
ieventripinstyl 0
better elope quick!
esdawg 0
Have fun when you and your kids have to explain to people why your family trees converge in more than one spot. Also think of the kinky sex you can have with your new step brother. That's hot!
slimy2 0
i want some cake!!!!:D
Vaetrus 0
Sure you are not thinking of the movie Because I Said So?
Irefusetosay 0
Beat them to the marriage so they r related before you guys are siblings. Wait this sounds like Gossip Girl alot..
Clomp 0
lmfao at #36, ahahahahahaha that made my day ^^
Clomp 0
wow i just realized, that happened in the fresh prince of bel air.