Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I bought some new LED underglow lights for underneath my car. I was putting them on when my dad came out, insisted on taking over, and then proceeded to break them. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
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AmyLovesJoel 0
at least he liked the gift I spose
Mookdaruch 0
What sucks is that it is your fault......Always buy the batteries.
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Comments (31)
ivdrscg 2
As a child, the longest day of your life, was the time between opening a present on Christmas then waiting until the next day to get batteries for it.
Compass 0
Sounds like my dad.
SundayNight_fml 0
14: oh so true
F_ur_life_douche 0
ydi for buying a rc heli for ur dad
oNikkio 0
Haha!
EffYoLife 14
thats what you get for not buying him batteries. if you get someone a battery operated gift, youre supposed to get them batteries. duh
wizzard_fml 0
to all commenters: maybe OP bought batteries and overexcited father used the RC Heli all day and needed more batteries?? "neeeed moar powa... must get moar batteries to fly flying thingy chop chop...!" Maybe not, maybe she's just an evil daughter for not giving batteries for her father's new toy... anyways, lucky father... i want an RC heli too :) lol
norarabe 0
ur supposed to buy the batteries when giving a gift that needs them knucklehead
EmperorHilo 11
Well children should always be monitored by an adult lol
viau 13
thats why you always make sure theres batteries with your gift