Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
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Top comments
rugby_lover09 13
He only had to wait 3 hours?! That is not a long emergency wait, it could have been worse (I had to wait 12 hours when I broke my ankle).
kost4060 14
No offence but your dad is a drama queen
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Comments (58)
ethan_unoxx 29
I hope your dog is ok
TheKingKen 22
And the Oscar goes to...
i8cake 12
Better to be safe than sorry. I've known a guy who was too much of a 'man' to get it checked out and ended up with a badly formed arm when the bone healed wrong... High pain tolerance
palosqueak 19
Easy, break his arm.
zawesomee 14
Well, it's better than him walking around thinking everything's fine only to find out that his arm is completely ****** up.
clemscott 10
Your dog thinks your dad's a pussy
blondeamazonian 18
It's kind of like the infamous "man-cold" only a bigger waste of tile and money...
kendallfireHD 16
How could you mistake a bruise for a break?
goudou_fml 19
Better safe than sorry
ty_rena13 11
Lol