Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
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Compass 0
"Hey, dude, we're throwing you a surprise birthday party. We're waiting for you." "OK, I'm on my way to a party and I have no idea where it is." I see 3 things wrong with that conversation: 1) He spoiled the surprise 2) He didn't tell you where the party was 3) You didn't bother to ask where the party was
kdinsfrestar 0
They sent you a text to tell you they were ready to surprise you with a birthday party?
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Comments (59)
CallMeHush 1
And they liked your cake soooo much that you're going to have to guess the location of next years party too. But really, whoever planned that one is an assclown.
ily1210 10
so you just assumed? you shouldve asked where it was
nolimits 0
SURPRISE!!!!!!
monkeyman5995 0
awww that sucks
lybsofia 0
agreed with # 12 i would never leave my house without knowing where im going and more if is to my party and i wont drive 2 hours for fun
Trixies100 0
hahahaha well it's not really ur falt cuz he didn't excactly tell u where the party was.and that's wrong that they ate ur cake
sulhaq 4
And no one called you when you didn't show up after the first hour? What kind of family do you have exactly?
Phallus_fml 0
YDI for thinking it was at your sister's house.
perdix 31
No one in your family wants you around. . . SURPRISE!
pwincessa23 1
Ur stupid, Surprise!!!!! ohh wait, that's not a surprise to anyone....
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
it was a surprise to me... o ¿ O
DynamicDave 11
It's not a surprise party if you know what's happening