Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Unacceptable
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
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KiddNYC1O 22
What's wrong with your sister?
GavinRoskamp 0
Sounds like the wedding I'm going to next week, but with my step brother and step sister...
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Comments (318)
XxGuard 0
omheck... been there. My older brother married my ex-wife and we have been divorced for 2 years now, and they've been married for 1 of those 2 years. I know exactly how you feel. Especially when kids come into play, than it gets worse.
yeseniag 0
I'm guessing she likes sloppy seconds.
cinnamonfire131 1
the holidays are gonna be fun... two words: Jack Daniels
locknload162 0
Keeping it I'n the family nice.
tcharbs 0
eww that is kind of like incest
alyslove 5
family reunions will be awkward.
Proudmary 2
Only in Texas...
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
no its not... dun dun dunnn!!!!
Zorro14u 0
wow-what interesting family gatherings you will have!
ringogrey 4
Mormon?