Goatkvlt
France
Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
februarymarchapril
Austin, United States
First time
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
shaverguy
United States
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Ulysse
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Slippery when wet
Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML
nomorebeard
United States
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Anonymous
Itchy and scratchy
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Manly man
Today, I realized that I don't use my brand new $200 electric razor enough to justify the cost. It works perfectly fine, I just only use it once every two weeks instead of every day like everyone else does, all because my facial hair doesn't grow thick enough. FML
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
JimmyTheDude
Cork, Ireland
Mirror image
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
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PenNameHere 0
the most important lessons I have learned from fml are not to draw large penises anywhere and to always have 3 razors.
haileyshelton 14
I thought you meant buttcheeks.
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Comments (20)
GhostDuck 30
That's okay, you're Half- Beard the Pirate! Aargh! ^-^
Vegnas 13
There's a "turn the other cheek" joke here somewhere...
soldiat_fml 17
Always have backup!
haileyshelton 14
I thought you meant buttcheeks.
sydstoomuch 19
I did too lol
falconjade 19
This FML has an inexplicably low comment count
teotsi 28
It's one of the oldest. Not many people used FML back then.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Hey look, almost no comments.