Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
Today, it's been a week since my brother asked me to watch his dog while he's on a business trip. I let his dog out to do his business, and he ran right in front of a pickup. The driver didn't stop in time, and crushed the dog's head. I went to check on him. He's dead, and I will be too when my brother gets back. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
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luckylea24 7
Carpool!
fadingaway 17
Why was your dog in street?
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Comments (110)
kikimonole 13
Poor dog. I'm sorry about what happened. I'm also sorry that I found this hilarious. Guess that's what I get for loving irony.
BunnyGoesRawr247 7
Sometimes dogs escape from home, not because someone was being careless and let their dog out unleashed. My dog did that once, we were lucky enough that he came back unharmed.
ebonyirony 29
RIP George.
bridgetv25 8
Um his ass would be taking my dog in also and paying the bill!
alicecooperfan 18
Oh man, I'm really sorry about your dog :-( Kind of reminds me of when I was taking my car to get fixed and I got rear ended and the other car was so badly broke that they ended up having to leave their car as well.
Makye15 1
You shoulda slap him and told him to take you with him
15949058 4
apologize*
daps29 11
My heart sank
amilypic 3
Apologize**
joethebiden 8
This was kind of sad and depressing up until the part where the guy says "Think of the irony". Then it becomes hilarious. As in British comedy hilarious. I noticed you were from the UK and can't help but imagine this as a comedy skit where the guy who ran over your dog is played by Ricky Gervais. In fact now I can't help but to picture that whole story happening with Ricky Gervais as the motorist, spewing line after line of dry, dark and witty observational humour, and it cracks me up. Very sorry about your dog, though.