Animals: Today, my dog is sick. This means I had to spend the entire day... - FML

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By Gigglyrocks - 03/06/2016 21:07 - United States - Hixson

Today, my dog is sick. This means I had to spend the entire day cleaning up bloody diarrhea. Just as I was finishing, my other dog threw up all over the floor. FML

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LiliK_fml 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 9:03

Unless I read this wrong and the diarrhoea isn't actually bloody.. Please take your dog to the vet ASAP. Or at least call them.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 4 June 2016 10:39

I hope you mean bloody as in damn not bloody as in actual blood. Blood in stool is never a good sign especially not diarrhea on top of that. As the person before said take your dog to the vet to immediately if you meant blood.

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LiliK_fml 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 9:03

Unless I read this wrong and the diarrhoea isn't actually bloody.. Please take your dog to the vet ASAP. Or at least call them.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 4 June 2016 10:39

I hope you mean bloody as in damn not bloody as in actual blood. Blood in stool is never a good sign especially not diarrhea on top of that. As the person before said take your dog to the vet to immediately if you meant blood.

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