tomuchtime
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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Obvious
Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
GrannyAt22
Canada
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Slash
United States
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
16seconds
United States
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Loser
United States
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bro, do you even lift?
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
WIIslave
United States
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Lexxxiii
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
hikari_chan_xo
Auburn Hills, United States
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.
whyXD 13
sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.
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Comments (137)
jackiemoonthepro 5
so what you going to do in your free time now?
babiitigger09 0
mmmmm yumm
blanccamaro74 6
u might be wacking it to much if
AkaneHikari 0
thats pretty amazing
r33dr4c3r 0
I switch arms.
sdmarti 0
if u can perfect both arms u should probobly stop and evaluate your life
Monii_Harlz 11
Mayb get a new hobby
CasualtyofLove 0
sorry I am quite young so what is a tennis elbow?
lynden850 1
its from jacking off dumb ass
angiebear1234 3
wow u must be really desperate like my x boyfriend whose 16 and a virgin
educky 3
most 16 year olds are still virgins
milly_11 4
get a girl nasty butt