Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explainable stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I had a debate at school. I had diligently studied my position, digging up historical parallels, researching the economics, and preparing citations. I lost to a guy who just yelled, "Tax the billionaires" to every question. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
He sounds like a walking meme.
seriouslypony 9
I feel you OP, once I got a debate partner whose rebuttal was "Well I'm right because you're a dumbass". Thankfully we got graded individually.
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Comments (58)
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
So... did you win?
Edumcg 24
That happened to me! well my partner didn't say "u mad bro?" but he couldn't say anything relevant :/ sorry OP. I feel you this time.
sanecatlady 13
I would be mad too, for being called "bro" and not "sis".
vlalam 24
Hahaha... I can't stop laughing at his stupidity!
TripleBroFist 3
You should kick off the debate team then ask You Mad Bro?
nina21194 12
At least you guys actually debate in your class -.-
Blurgas 16
I'd be tempted to smack him with the nearest book, tell him to shut up, and if he complains say "You mad bro?"
thweakmn 3
Pf's a bitch bro
BrightSide98 5
policy is a giant fire breathing dragon that feeds on human souls
nicholicious 9
I'd be completely and utterly pissed.
TheJohnses 8
Today, I made a terrible mistake looking at the comments section on FML again. Apparently, the thousands of mongoloids that inhabit the website still think they are bring witty by calling other people mad and using stupid old memes. FML
TheJohnses 8
U MADD BRU??? XDDDDDDDDDDD
mrhe3t 9
Are you serious?!! These "mongoloids" as you call them is the reason this damn site is so funny in the first place... You wanna take something too seriously, go watch the news.