Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.
NJXD 0
marry me...
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Comments (62)
blankaex 0
Ofc.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least you're human!(:
NickK49 0
Didnt they already know you were a woman?
instnt1nfction 17
nice
ghost303 3
ydi for being a quarrelsome, uncommitted controlling bitch
gamercanadian 11
she's a human dude r u ?
ilovecheeer 0
what kind of class are you in that you guys have to do this?
navyDEVGRU2017 2
duhh he's human
dmcd_39 14
Always look on the bright side of lufe
NJXD 0
marry me...
lionheart822 13
haha you made her day. congrats.
NJXD 0
I aim to please :)
youtubetre_fml 14
No.Thanks.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Oh, yes, OP. Clearly your entire life is ****** because some random people that don't matter think negative things about you. If you can call that negative...I'd take it as a compliment.
beaker38 5
i bet you theirs a reason for that
Honziie 1
it's "there's" not "theirs"
devileyekill 0
It clearly says "theirs", can you not read?
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
and she expected sympathy...
bms1996 12
it's "there's" not "theirs". there are three theres.there,their,and they're.if you don't know the difference between them,then you need to go back to third grade.
Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
'Difference "among" them.' Learn how to use proper grammar, dick.
brainstew0 0
What class was that? Sex Ed with relationship issues?
bbergeron 0
Really it could be any class in which you must work in pairs of two or even more.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier. Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult. I hate everything today.
kaylernes 0
bahaha true dat llazy
pennies_lane 6
hmm ok, so now tell us your bad qualities
cstevanus 4
well there must be a reason for that
zubzub 1
exactly what I was thinking :)
perdix 31
I'll bet you **** like a demon! Rawr! Either everyone conspired to bring you down because you are so wonderful and excellent, or you really exhibit those bad traits. Which do you think is more likely?
NJXD 0
LOL !!!
momo1972 3
I would like to find out
IStoleTheCookies 16
either way she is clearly amazing and this needs to be celebrated. pink champayne anyone?