Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML
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embracingsilence 15
Is your daughter's name Stacy?
Grimmerie 31
That's a pretty understandable reaction if you consider how important it is for young teenage girls to feel accepted, wanted, and desirable. So much of our society stresses that girls have no value outside of being desirable partners so a lot of girls are taught that that's what their self worth is based on. It doesn't justify her being mad at you but it does somewhat explain it. It seems like she's reacting out of hurt and lashing out at a person who will accept and love her without any ulterior motive. It often feels "safer" to take out those feelings of hurt on someone you know for sure loves you. Give her room, and then be there to support her when she's cooled off. This is one hell of a bad experience for her. What an awful and inappropriate thing for her boyfriend to say, let alone do.
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davek 36
MILF?
pinkster2014 25
I don't know why (most) girls think this way. If their guy is seeking another girl, they'll go after/be mad at the girl instead of the person who really is the problem: the guy. What kind of logic is that?! (I'm a girl saying this, btw.)
LycanGod 27
kid is immature and stupid... needs to focus on her school first... and making such an big issue about it she clearly has her priorities messed up
VikkiSwift 3
#53, of course the kid is immature. She's a CHILD. She's fourteen(ish)! This is probably one of the worst things that has happened to her because her life has been short. (And, it's a pretty shit thing to happen.) Some jerk of a kid used her to just get close to her damn mother. That'd hurt anyone, let alone a kid. She doesn't need to ignore everyone else in the world and focus on her damn studies 24/7. Yes, school is important, but so is forming healthy relationships and finding out both who you are and what kind of person you want to be around, both romantically (if at all) and platonic-ally (?). That's what your teen years are for.
AndyPurdy 31
Guys,her daughter isn't 14,the (ex)boyfriend is,we don't know what the daughters age is
LostInTheZone11 29
Well Mrs. Robinson or Jeanine Stifler might approve.
nishimehta 21
dont allow that boy to come near your daughter. he is a creep!
MasterBob_fml 14
Did it work?
Etweens96 25
Let your daughter take some time to cool off and maybe when it's right, take her to the mall for some mother daughter time, maybe a little clothes shopping or a trip to her favorite store. It would make her feel better and tell her that she's better off without that boy!
Nightbird827 15
you must be a MILF
thatonetribute 31
Puppy love, huh?
writerchic85 26
She'll get over it as soon as the next boy comes along