Today, my daughter decided it'd be funny to change the time on my clock. My boss didn't think it was funny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
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Top comments
odod777 28
Explain to him what happened. He will understand.
Attacksloth 33
When you get home, treat it as if it's the right time, and make your daughter go to bed at 5pm.
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Comments (54)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
All the clocks i have set the time automatically. I think its time to invest in some
Misskreher 30
April Fools day isn't for several months yet.
worldclassrager 41
Explaining should help
LaLince 40
The same happend to me last year.
LaLince 40
*happened*
LaLince 40
No other chance to know the correct time?
PSYqualiac 17
29, I think it's like getting got.
ecstasy22 12
you should have checked the time on your mobile phone
sthrnbell 9
I would ground her from everything for at least a week. Or don't buy groceries for a week and make her eat what u have in the fridge and cabinets and explain that this could be her life if she messes with ur job causing u to loose it!
PricelessUM 6
"Time" to let it go! ;)