Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML
Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
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Top comments
Lexilulu44 13
Believe it or not, I've learned a lot from that show :) but not enough to count it as studying.
kenoswild 14
Another show she could use towards studying for chemistry is breaking bad.....
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Comments (107)
doglover100 29
None of them are chemists.
KestrelGirl 15
Hey, at least it's better than Breaking Bad...
PrinceOfBritain 20
Nah, they're physicists.
themanyuniverses 3
Big Bang theory is physics, not chem. But the two are related.
whycantisignup 24
Bazinga!
dannnngthatsux 19
Physics is not chemistry. We don't spend trillions of dollars to smash two breakers of chemicals together.
LOL4LIFE360 14
great show tho ?
fantasyworld 39
No one on that show is a chemist. There are two theoretical physicists, an astrophysicist, an engineer, a microbiologist, a neurobiologist and a waitress/actress/pharmaceutical sales rep.
Hugo26_fml 11
The Big Bang Theory is awesome!
mastatheif 8
How old/stupid is your daughter?