Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
mattzawesome 28
Sounds like he got too nervous to make a move. Or he's really into air fresheners.
SAGARCo 19
Well, at least he's not a liar...
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Comments (67)
firecracker5 11
Not interested huh? It could be worse
Techno101 13
You sir have a very limited range of thought process (big words calling you stupid)
Emirac 10
#25 you, sir, are very rude (normal words that mean exactly what they say). #11 seems to have a pretty good grasp on the situation and is right about how it could have been worse. It wasn't the lengthiest or wittiest comment, but I fail to see how it was stupid.
Soloman212 28
Not to mention that thought processes don't have a range, as they describe how someone's thoughts went from one subject or observation to another to lead to a conclusion.
Kiernan151 25
Hey not every guy is into sex on the first date, especially if it's their first time. Personally I like to talk with my date and really get to know them before I sleep with someone.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Maybe he underestimated how tired he would be at 1 AM.
beeferjay 34
if you need vitamin D, you might need to be more forward with smells McGee
DanaeZee 18
Congrats, you're dating Sheldon Cooper.
JohnForge 13
Sometimes, guys, much like myself. Do not think like that, however, had you suggested it to him. I am sure he'd be up for it.
igg125 30
Car guy problems.
Tannasgh 22
Oh no, a gentleman!
PhoenixChick 26
That's kind of adorable in an awkward way.
quesocoatl 14
probably just decided he wasn't actually into you by the time you got to the car