Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a virtual date with someone I met on a hyper-personalized dating app. It turns out that the app matched me with my ex. Again. Because, apparently, “statistically, you two have so much in common, and also unresolved issues.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Sorry, but you were "the other side" and you failed to show him that your grass was greener. Those old sayings stick around for a reason. Fortunately for you, there's another one: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
your date was probably still heartbroken anyway and you were her rebound but it clearly didnt work
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InDenial 6
No, two negatives is the same as a positive. - - Same as +
perdix 31
Sorry, but you were "the other side" and you failed to show him that your grass was greener. Those old sayings stick around for a reason. Fortunately for you, there's another one: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
peepss 0
lol you shouldve been more fun!! xP
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oy. Tough luck, OP! :( Perhaps it's best not to go out with the guy, then-- or at least wait until he's over his ex for good. Dating someone that's in love with someone else is a recipe for disaster.
perdix 31
Yes, but what's a recipe for carrot cake?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#65 I know several good ones. :P
lostlamb 0
bro it's just a date and ouch man ibe been there -_-
liverty561 0
s2s but maybe your just not a good kisser, you never know....
SpiritOfFire 8
And then you realized that you are her ex. :]