Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Art critic
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Collector's items
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Creepy
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Post-truth world
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Helmut Newton strikes back
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Dumpster diving
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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starxshine 0
aww man, maybe your teacher can talk to him?
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ugliness 6
it helps with drawing anatomy
xbriix 0
lmfao.
jameshouses 8
what are you doing on fml naruto! you should be out training to be the next hokage
jbird1193 3
I say congrats on drawing her good enough for your dad to find it inappropriate.
iLube 0
Now all his dad needs is lube and some privacy and hes all set!
RainbowHeadache 2
Hm. Sorry your dad is such a prude, OP. Maybe they were too realistic for him. That could be a compliment. Haha
jbird1193 3
that's what I'm saying haha
JoeMan13 0
that blows!! why u drawing stuff like that anyways??
staceysgenesis16 0
maybe they were tired of drawing banannas and melons .. the world will nevuhh noe ...
JoeMan13 0
ayy what up!!! :D
staceysgenesis16 0
do i kno u or sumthing ? LOLOL jk ur the only vinny look a like on hurr !! ahaha
staceysgenesis16 0
nn uhh nuthin much .. juss sick as a mofo :( lololol
aJazzy 2
I'm guessing youre old enough so why would your dad be searching... u fake
ryry98 7
cause maybe they did somthing and now they are " not trusted "
Mirorbo 27
Parents feel they are entitled to snoop through everything, regardless of age.
TheDrifter 24
Or the op us fresh out of rehab with a couple if bastard children. There are plenty of good reasons for the ops father to be searching the room.
AaronTkr 0
IM ON A BOAT ************ TAKE A LOOK AT MEE.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Last time I heard something like that, the poor bastard got blasted off the boat with a cannon.
BooGhosted 0
Lonely Island! Totally inappropriate time but yes ftw!
amanda_smith54 4
why was your dad even in your room an if your in college how is it any of his business?
kinga08 0
That was exactly my first thought when I read this. Either OP gave the father a reason to snoop through the room (assuming they are young), or the father has trust and/or boundary issues. My mother has never snooped through my room because I never gave her a reason to not trust me. She snooped through my brother's room, however, because he was just a jackass doing lots of stupid shit when he was young. If OP is older (in college), despite the fact that OP still lives with their parents, I think it's wrong for any type of snooping to occur.
Livinia 11
Just tell your teacher what happened and I'm sure they'll give you more time to work on it.