Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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starxshine 0
aww man, maybe your teacher can talk to him?
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RedPillSucks 33
Congratulations. Your drawings are now good enough for your dad to view as ****. "Threw them away" is the new code phrase for "replaced my stash of hustlers"
Mirorbo 27
I know someone who had a similar problem. She works with rather 'mature' illustrations to make money (mainly nude imagery and nothing more). A lot of times, her clients request the original sketch in the mail for an extra few dollars. Well, her mother-in-law stopped by for a surprise visit while she was at work, snooped through her office, found the pictures, and put them through the shredder. I don't know what was louder that day--the drama from the mother-in-law over her drawing 'dirty pictures while being married', or the drama from her for the mother-in-law invading her privacy and destroying work commissioned by clients, dirty or not. It's always interesting to see non-art people and art people clash.
chewbacca69 0
this whole thread has ruined the FML
Icedbanana 0
Dude. Drawing nude pictures has no pornagraphic quality unless intended to do so. Most of them wouldn't arouse a sex-deprived 15 year old boy. And it's required if you want to be a good artist.
Kn0wledge123 21
You're right about the Chinese government though.
staceysgenesis16 0
ahahahaha ... :D lolololol uhmm .. i dont think ive ever taken an art class like that before baha sounds lyk a good time eh ..
JoeMan13 0
that's a bomb ass art class!!
staceysgenesis16 0
ahah !! fuhk yeeeah lol im thinkin bput takin art next year :P
JoeMan13 0
haha that's what's up. I might too lol.
staceysgenesis16 0
ahah !! yeahh u would lolllol. ive never drawn a persons privates b4 lolz. awkward.
JoeMan13 0
hahaha that's hella Super Bad status haha. that movies hella funny
staceysgenesis16 0
ahah !! damnnn .. that movie was hilarious !! :D hehe super badass satus :P ima go watch that again
JoeMan13 0
haha fer realz. I'm watching grown ups lol
staceysgenesis16 0
LoLz ,, i havnt even seen that movie lyk all the way through yet ahahhh i heard its good tho .
ProhibitionRose 14
I think my IQ just dropped after reading this thread.
iSpasticFantasti 14
#226 I was going to shuffle along and forget, but, you are so damn right.
bankrupt 15
Sigh. I lived that life for 18 years. I used to hate that feeling of being spied on. It was like being in a fish bowl. Some parents do the room searches when they think their kid is a shit and they're going to catch the kid with something that proves their point. If they don't find any 'contraband' they'll take something innocent, like the nudes, and twist it into something bad to meet their criteria and justify their action. And what kind of father knows so little about his child that he cannot connect the fact that he found nude sketches in the child's room with the fact that the child is taking a drawing class? This reminds me so much of my own parents. They didn't know what classes I was taking or my major in college but they knew if I so much as treated myself to a new lipstick or changed tampon brands. This FML greatly saddens me.
Crazy4Christ 0
haha I do t take art and I draw nudes, my parents let me express myself
mashamanya 0
aww man id be pissed!
eag05 0
- next time draw better and maybe ur dad wont be so disappointed that he had to throw em in the thrash where it belongs