Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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starxshine 0
aww man, maybe your teacher can talk to him?
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MsSoulReaper 27
Parents.. they don't understand modern art. Sucks for you.
phatdaddy62 23
The **** stains say otherwise.
leader0011 5
epic win!!!
dantheman1988 0
ydi for being an art major. and for future reference, yes, i will have fries with that. sincerely, engineer.
iSpasticFantasti 14
#168 Just because someone wants to do something they enjoy over something that is more attainable and stable doesn't mean they're going to end up as a deadbeat. It also does not mean that they don't have a back up plan or other aspirations unlike bitter unimaginative people like you who are too egotistical to realise that they could just as easily fail at something they're GOOD at due to a lack of employment. So, yes I would like "fries with that" and no you can't have my number, you sad lonely sod. Have fun living your broken record, stable, robotic and perfect bloody life.
paramedicgirl87 4
Well unless he ripped them to shreds I'm sure you'd be able to get them back, and next time try talking to your dad about what's going on in your life and maybe he won't throw important things away. Or, buy a lock for your door.
BooGhosted 0
Buy a lock for your door and he will definitely become suspicious :(
Garytt 0
my dad looks for drugs while I'm at school >_>
kinga08 0
151, right, just like there's no need for you to tell me that. Just like there's no need for people to waste comment space just to post "wow" and "lol" So yes, I will continue to write my essays because they are more insightful than "lol" and "fyl" and "hahahaha what an asshole" I apologize for trying to have half a brain. If you don't like my comment or it's too long for you to read, don't read it. Simple.
bbaustin_roy17 0
good dad
jordan4433 0
lmao
jordan4433 0
lmao