Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
iliveintexas tells us more.
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
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Queen_Cosmos 7
If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.
anyav3 13
I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol
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Comments (134)
FalconSam1414 19
Ah, family... :3
mrcummins21 0
Grow a set.
DocBastard 40
Yes. Avoiding things which can potentially kill you makes you a pussy. Right you are.
Nanael_fml 4
God speed
Nanael_fml 4
Wasp and hornet killer Jet Spray Enforcer works great really does kill on contact. Get it, LOVE IT
awkward_gothlady 32
That's awful! I hope your dad gets his priorities straight soon.
windfuelsfire 10
Kill it with fire.
priceyfml 7
At least you're in shape :/
ElricMustang 23
RUN FOREST RUN!
HappyBeach 4
Guerrilla tactics always work best.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't blame you, you should bee afraid. I break out in hives at the thought of having to do that! Wasp your dad serious? That would sting if he was.