Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
iliveintexas tells us more.
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Queen_Cosmos 7
If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.
anyav3 13
I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol
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Comments (134)
citygurlsleeps11 3
That's wrong of ur father to do that. Shame on him.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Tell him no.
Elmoo_fml 16
It doesn't matter you can run the fastest, because bees can fly faster than anyone can run anyways.
spiceywolfe 2
You're supposed to spray the nests at night when the wasps are sleeping.
DennisHermannsen 0
Dude? You're ******.
bigchris34 2
I'd tell your dad to stay there and take the hits while you run..
slimshady4ever 2
Oh no.
Metallica36176 16
49- it was in a tree...near a hill.....maybe I should've put the details.
XxVulcanxX 0
hey op i know how you feel man my mom found a yellow jacket hive blocking 3/4s of my basement and i had to go down there in my sleep shorts and tank top to bomb it and got stung 462 times not fun
1098765432 0
Then don't do it dumbass ydi
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm not sure you can fully understand this FML or you're stupid and cannot grasp what is OP's decision for this situation.