Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
iliveintexas tells us more.
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Queen_Cosmos 7
If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.
anyav3 13
I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol
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Comments (134)
annihil8or 15
Trust me, sprays like raid kills on contact even just a little bit hits the wasps
snafu63 0
Grow a spine and say no.
HunterAlpha1 8
wait till dark> can of WD40> drench the nest.
88vivera 9
Don't do it!
motoxraceman2345 1
Wait till its dark and cold
noisebox 1
More like he wants to kill you ( who can out runs wasps? Nobody)...
iliveintexas 0
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
starsierra 15
Texas is always hot and i always have wasps at my place
iliveintexas 0
You're my favorite comment. :)
Mibby 11
Did the op make it this far?