Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML
iliveintexas tells us more.
Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)
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Queen_Cosmos 7
If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.
anyav3 13
I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol
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Comments (134)
momo1972 3
Hahahaha
senbonzakura90 3
Yell "for Sparta" and run in there and spray like a mad man
8rabido8 11
Something tells me you're stupid
skittlesmeep 4
Tell your family to spray at night when they are all in the nest. When they are least active as well..
kirby1964 20
Wait till evening, when it is cooler. Wear long sleeves and a hat, and long pants. Hit the opening to the nest first. That will kill the guard. He would be the only one who could get to you in time.
patrickalamo 48
Run Forest Run...
cl4ptp 18
You know you could just refuse? He can't make you do it. Eventually he'll concede defeat and do it himself :)
andrew_thomson 9
I'm calling bullshit on OP.
cuteblairbear 2
Wait till night when they are Asleep
badluck14_______ 2
lol fyl