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iliveintexas Tyler, United States

Today, my dad wants me to spray a wasp nest, because I'm the fittest family member and can run the fastest. The wasps are already angry, and I'm allergic to them. FML

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iliveintexas 0

Hey everyone, in case you're wondering, I have NOT sprayed the nests yet (my dad has informed me there are around 10 nests), but I will be sure to record it, because I am an idiot. PS: Thank you all for the helpful comments, I am aware that I should wear long pants and a long shirt. However (for my favorite comment), in Texas, it is hard to find a cheap steel-forged suit of armor, as well as to craft one. More soon, David (iliveintexas, and author of this FML)

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Queen_Cosmos 7

If no one in your family wants to do it, call an exterminator.

anyav3 13

I guess being fit has it's down sides too. Lol

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Comments (134)

brandonlee09 5

Wait till dark to try and spray them. They aren't as active then

rachelita2107 5

Your supposed to do that at night when they are all in the nest. Spray it with the wasp spray and in the morning knock the hive down.

stewpididiot 11

#35 is right

yupitssoph 18

Another one I moderated! This is more than usual

trellz17 19

Trust me! Don't do it!!!

supportcommand 17

I was stung about 14 times when I was little because my brother threw a mini football through the tree and startled them. They are on you before you even know it. Might not want to **** with them.

P1P_BOY 6

This sounds like an fml inside an fml...

lovepandorasaver 11

Within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream!

P1P_BOY 6

I lost you at taco bell

justmyluck22 14

If you have to spray it wait til it's night / dark out so you can catch them off guard. Good luck OP.

Metallica36176 16

Do what my dad did: Get a 12 gauge shotgun and shoot it a couple of times....-_-

brandonlee09 5

And damage your house or the item in which the nest is attached to? Yeah..

P1P_BOY 6

Shoot it with a paintball gun... That'll give you some distance between you and them. Either that or a pressure washer will do.

russfml 31

Lmao well if ya watch 1000 ways to die ya know one of them was based on a guy shooting a hornets nest with a paintball gun and that didnt work. Hence why he is on a 1000 ways to DIE lol.

P1P_BOY 6

Yes ive seen that episode and that's why you shoot it from a decent range not like 10 ft away like he was, maybe shoot from out of a window and close the window after..

sruhhvalo 5

So they're willing to risk your life based on how fast you can outrun the wasps? That's crap.