Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML
Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
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iwanttogotoparis 26
Look her in the eye, stab your fork into your food and fling it at your dad taking selfies
pratikp03 22
But first, let me take a selfie!
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Comments (33)
teyyoshi 19
appetite loss
juturnaamo 29
I feel you OP. Tried to spend Christmas Eve with my mom, she stopped in the middle of a crowded mall to check in, which for some reason takes her 5 minutes.
Exodiafinder687 58
Just please tell me that your dad isn't doing duck faces.
PyroSam 21
Pretend to your dad that selfies are now out and as for you mum...just eat the food before she can stop you.
False_Stupidity 42
They should be out anyway.
Cely988 29
I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes my mother doesn't let me eat my meal until I take a picture of her with her food. Thank God that at least my dad isn't obsessed with pictures.
beaglegal 42
My mom takes pictures of her food all the time... And I have to be in every shot... I feel you OP
Armygirl93 10
thank god my parents don't care about trends
graceface1031 7
I feel your pain. My mother is like that too.
xluciferx666 21
Have your dad do the duck face and put it as your profile pic
cutieepieemariee 10
My parents too, except my mom takes all the selfies and my dad takes pictures of food haha