Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
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2nd 20
I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
feytensn 25
I want what your dad was drinking
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gracehi 33
Force of habit. Parents always yell at their kids when they drive. He just started a little too early.
Markovski 18
Glad you took him with you, I can't possibly imagine how someone like that would DUI (not saying he would).
johnfulcher90 12
Damn I've never had alcohol do something like that to me
JD134 24
He sounds high, not drunk
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
I thank you for not letting him drive! :-)
Karlsmarx2 9
That sounds like acid not alcohol
littleking94 14
Or maybe both
littleking94 14
Should of been like "Dad I can't slow down the breaks went out!"
heartofhannah 28
*brakes
littleking94 14
oops. good catch
messymessiah 11
I bet he's done the same for you at some point
Silk_Routes 14
dad will b dad even after 6 peg down
Ammdhillon 0
Hmm