Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
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2nd 20
I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
feytensn 25
I want what your dad was drinking
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
I'll have what he's having.
worldclassrager 41
At least he wants you be careful...just a forewarning before you drove him back
Miss_Chevious 37
zaid ali ? is that you?
mustangbravo 27
Another classic father moment brought to you by alcohol.
Quetzal27 12
Should have just left him at a motel, checked him in with his credit card.... jeez its just so sad that way to many people can't regulate their use of alcohol and then everyone else has to clean up the mess. Whats worse is that OP was nice enough to drive him home and what does OP get but shit for it.
tdawg91 17
I bet you're fun at parties
Hyenayena 27
To be fair, some people DO know their limits, and choose to push them regardless. Some people are hilarious and chill when drunk, others become hateful and annoying and angry, also ruining it for everyone involved. I believe if you wanna drink, go ahead and have fun, but know your limits and respect them. Know what "kind of drunk" you are, and avoid ruining the fun for other people, by hurting them or hurting yourself in the process
BranzerMyDoggie 10
He must have been over whelmed when you started to actually drive, make sure he wearing his helmet, shinpads, nonsensical arm bands incase you fall into a random hole of Water in the road, healthy nuts for the journey, water ( no sugar!) milkshake, Banana split, an extra air bag, plasters incase falling into the hole of water hurts, goggles, flippers, snorkels, airfares, rebreathers, Micheal Jackson ghost ( VERY important) And suncream :) Don't forget to bring.your pet unicorn too! ( If you can find it) Have fun on your trip!! ( back home)
Jefffz 13
He'll thank you in the morning when he realizes how drunk he was
daddysgirl243 21
Must have been pretty wasted
gosh_mate 30
Gotta love the back seat drivers haha
gobiteme2 34
Wow! He must have taught you a drive if he acted like that.