Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
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2nd 20
I wonder what his reaction was when you were actually driving.
feytensn 25
I want what your dad was drinking
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Hildy93 21
I think your dad was more than drunk.
taymichele16 15
Sounds like my mom when she's in the car when I'm driving, but she's sober
ally8 21
That's probably the first sign that when the car IS going, his stomach contents will too...
Senrab 15
I question the people you say YDI on ones like this...
pats2004 17
If this is reoccurring you might want to think about finding him some help
kylke 11
I confirme your dad was drunk ^_^ (very drunk, very very drunk)
ENCOURAGER 12
Some great bonding time lol
samurai1833 16
This made me laugh so much, this may be the best FML ever.
ackligtful 26
I don't think I ever want to get that drunk lol
BlaqMontana 16
pour me a glass of that good stuff he took..
AnonymousZOMBIE 12
one whole bottle of Presidente tequila. good luck with that....the hangover lasted a few days.