Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, it's the fourth day since I got home from hospital in a wheelchair after a car wreck. It was also the first day that someone in my house offered to do something for me. My father-in-law visited and offered to make me a sandwich. My response? I cried. My wife and kids laughed at me. FML
Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I was asked to stay at my parents' house for a week while my mom stays with my dying grandfather. Dad greeted me with a whole list of chores to do every day when I'm not at work, and won't even so much as let me use my laptop when I'm not busy. He does nothing but waste money on eBay all day and doesn't help. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
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Top comments
ArtemisRising 0
At least he not only brought you home, but also gave you some sustenance. Maybe I'm just odd, but I wouldn't expect my Dad to stay with me if I was alright. I mean, if you were unable to carry on by yourself, like you just had surgery and were not able to move or some similar scenario, then that's ****** up. Other than that, it really doesn't sound too bad.
monnanon 14
OP your dad shouldn't have left you on your own, he doesn't need to sit and hold your hand or anything but he at least needs to be in shouting distance incase something happens. Golf is just a waste of a good walk anyways, I'm sure it could have waited.
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Comments (85)
Tequila_Hilton 3
what did u expect special treatment because u were in the hospital. it's not like u broke every bone in ur body..did u wanna be tucked in, read a story, and than given a warm glass of milk? cry me a Christmas!
tbugroxxs98 0
y r yall being so mean? she cud be in alot of pain bc she maybe hasnt healed up all the way yet. i mean seriously is anyone nice anymore?
monnanon 14
OP your dad shouldn't have left you on your own, he doesn't need to sit and hold your hand or anything but he at least needs to be in shouting distance incase something happens. Golf is just a waste of a good walk anyways, I'm sure it could have waited.
Zqym 0
wow, you should be in the kitchen making him a sammich
perdix 31
You must suck at golf that he didn't invite you to play with him. The least you could do for the guy who covered your hospital stay is to carry his bag for him. Carrying his golf bag would be even more thoughtful.
SmokinGuns 13
Wow are you a jackass or what?
loselos 0
if your 12 yrs old or younger that is messed up. if your older then suck it up. you'll live he'll only be gone no more then 5 hrs
Trollz4daLULZ 2
he also needs a period or semicolon between the 2 independent clauses, IE: You'll live; he'll only be gone no more than 5 hours.
rebbee 0
At it AGAIN I see Trollz! :-)
countingpulses 0
Does he need to wipe for you too?
misfitSuperStar 0
I've been in the hospital for 5 days for a major operation. I had to have help for 2 weeks afterwards. (LARGE incision, no lifting, no bending, etc. : NOT cosmetic surgery!!) I feel bad for OP!!! FYL!! Hope he shoots a crappy golf game!!
Lisa89 3
It doesn't make any sense... you were well enough to go back home so you're well enough to be left of your own right? But it hasn't been explained your situation... so IDK But FYL anyway for being in US.. where you have to pay for healthcare.. sucks :(
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being hospitalized. YDI for not going home sooner. YDI for having a dad. YDI for having a room. FHL for playing golf.