Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year-old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to finally call my stepmom "Mom." She politely asked me not to call her that. FML
Today, a waitress kept calling me "Mom" and my dad "Dad". My dad (69) and I (38f) hang out a lot, and very often go out to eat, just the two of us. Either I look really old, or people think he's got it going on. Why? They ask me, "Is that your dad or grandpa?" Then ask him, "Is that your wife or daughter?" FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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Top comments
victrin 12
Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.
Cristian89 29
Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL
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Comments (149)
midnightmango 13
He sucks.
owchfuckmylife 5
Leave your dad
kittycat69 5
Ask if he prefers the name ass hole or sell out
lizzy9147 10
Ur dads a ******* ass
meowvelous 9
At first I thought it said: "Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriends to hear, because they call him dad. FML" So at least it's better than that? FYL.
xluciferx666 21
Call him daddy all the time just to screw with him
Mibby 11
Your dad doesn't deserve kids. Sorry, op.
pinkstardust 9
Okay then You should call your " dad " his actual name and see what he says
gentleman54 8
Start calling him mom and see if he likes that
Coconut Coconut Sharks In The Water 2
Wtf