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Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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ManInTheMachine 20

"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.

I_iz_B_a_troll 24

Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...

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MoeT8979 8

Y is you X bf relevant

ManInTheMachine 20

Dear God Almighty, what the hell are you trying to say!? Oh, wait: *Why *is *your *ex-boyfriend *relevant? Oh, okay. The ex is relevant because he's in the FML. Stay in school, please, I'm begging you.

mandachea10 8

I think moe felt his comment was fancy enough for his taste, he used the word 'relevant'. All of his effort in structuring the sentence went into thinking of that word. He deserves a pat on the back.

perdix 31

#18, I like it. It looks like algebra and I love algebra. I am a geek, you know.

gc327072 31

"Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby?" Much respect for whoever gets the old reference.

frethelt 3

"old" reference.. now i feel old for knowin it....

poccocurantes 7

It is algebra. This particular equation is used to find the relevance of an ex boyfriend. The man is savant.

evilplatypus 39

I thought he was trying to make a comment on the XY genes of guys. Oh, well. Guess I'll never be fluent in stupid.

VampObsessed 16

They shared their lives with each other for at least some amount of time. That should mean something.

joshiepo0 18

Peple b writin stoopid! (sarcasm in case it wasn't obvious)

yeti37 16

U must lrn 2 speek more gooder English

Eluveitie 9

94, that makes me cringe, even if you're saying it ironically.

s7evin 12

Some people just need a high five ... in the face ... with a dictionary!

lilledun 11

What's to complain about? You have a boyfriend, a nice ex, and at least they care about you.

cgchamp89 7

Birthdays are just so hard to remember sometimes... unless its your girlfriend's. Sorry OP

mountainmanneil 7

I think its a bad idea to still have the ex around...

imagineapc 11

Awww, way to pick a winner! Twice, even!

mistercrow 9

So you gotta a X boyfriend and a Y boyfriend( y for: "OHGODD Y AM I GOING OUT WIT HIM)

shellzy 20

Someday, someone will patent The Idiot Translator, and the collective headdesking will cease for all eternity. Or legal euthanasia. Same outcome.

mistercrow 9

No need. I'll translate for you, Dear ^_^. Basically in boring words, OP has an Ex boyfriend and a current boyfriend. The current boyfriend shall now be reconsidered. Comprehend? ^_^

ManInTheMachine 20

33: Someone already has. His name is DocBastard. Though he only uses it in extreme cases of incomprehensible stupidity.

DanielleinDC 34

No, 33, there are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not entirely certain of the former. Just as the people who invent "foolproof" items underestimate the ingenuity of fools, so too shall the person who invents The Idiot Translator underestimate the capacity of idiocy in the human population.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

56 - Actually you forgot one: Zubats in a dark cave. It's horrible O_O

DocBastard 40

My Idiot-English Translator is in the shop. I tried to give it something from sunkissedluster, and it started smoking and putting out something in Cyrillic writing.

sunshinethehuman 9

"I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

CinnBadd 4

I don't get what the ex boyfriend is doing there to begin with.. But her life her choice of who to keep around.

Werken247 14

Is it bad to be friends with your ex? If you split on friendly terms no need to hate them.

Catkam623 27

I think the question is why are you memorable enough to have a boyfriend but not memorable enough to have them remember?

kurodansei 16

What you don't know is that the birthdays they said were thier exe's birthdays.

mtlfenix 7

You should separate your brother and your cousin and remind them that no matter who's right, they are family above and beyond competitors for your love and attention!