EmberLove
United States
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caught in the act
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Happy birthday, dear…
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
imscrewed
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Unhappy Birthday
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Zebracat
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Happy something
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Katie
United Kingdom
The gift that keeps on giving
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...
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Comments (107)
melanie232323 7
This happened to me to op.. Except my ex bf was right lol
Lord_of_Trolls 7
If you remember a woman's important dates you can totally neglect her in many other ways. Write that shit down and use your diligence against her! Oh and YDI.
xmaximusx 12
Just another douchebag pitting 2 guys off against each other again
doritowhore 9
When I first read "today my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend," I was expecting the FML to end with you catching them cheating...I need to reevaluate my method of thinking.
sonnyrosa 32
The stupidity of some people astounds me. And I'm not even talking about the boyfriend and the ex-boyfriend of the OP. Look at some of these comments! I'm sorry neither of your significant others (past or present) can remember your birthday. It sucks to be forgotten. My mother forgets my birthday every year... she was there! I weighed 10 pounds! She gave birth to me with no C-section! That shit should be permanently etched into her brain!
VeeFel 2
I have to question your taste in men!!
jnazzty 4
You hang out with your boyfriend and your ex at the same time??..that's weird
fantasyworld 39
Who was closer?