EmberLove
United States
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caught in the act
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Happy birthday, dear…
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
imscrewed
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Atlanta, United States
Unhappy Birthday
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Zebracat
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Happy something
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Katie
United Kingdom
The gift that keeps on giving
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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ManInTheMachine 20
"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...
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Comments (107)
The_Decider 8
Dump the new guy, stop all communication with both and start fresh
WelcomeToAndale 13
Hey, at least you're worth fighting over!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lmfao. Yeah that's horrible
nickolascronk 3
Why do they hang out. Wierd
outoftown 27
Sort of reminds me of the guy whose birthday I kept mistaking for Groundhog Day... over and over...
GayMatt 22
:/
kyiomi 18
Omg! That happened to me too!
japtap81 16
Why are u having ur ex hangout with u and ur bf? Why are u bitching about them arguing over ur bday? Figure out who u want to be with, or date both and make it a threesome.
zeblarawr 3
you can always do what my ex did... at the end of every text you do that starts the text conversation just add ur birthday at the end do that for a month...trust me it will burn in his head - 11/8/95
yeti37 16
Could be worse. It could be your parents fighting about it and both being wrong.