Today, my crazy downstairs neighbor was yet again fighting with her boyfriend by slamming every door. When this didn't work, she went downstairs to fight with his grill. She wheeled it to the end of the driveway and pushed it over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor pounding on her roof/my floor. I thought she was being a Karen and wanting me to be quiet, even though I wasn’t doing anything. I stomped back defiantly to make a point. Turns out she was having an asthma attack and was asking for help. Oops. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML
Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML
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Kristoffer 35
And what was the effect of that on you?
RichardPencil 32
Of course, the last thing she needs is competition from another hot grill!
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Comments (26)
naivemisanthrope 4
Crap like this is the reason my life goal went from "travel and meet new people" to "become a hermit." You can't butt in because then they'll both turn their attention on you, but every fiber of your being wants to yell out the window "Will you just SHUT the **** UP?" Sympathies, Murphs.
Llyev 10
Yea that's an insurmountable amount of awkward if all you want is peace and quiet minding your own business. Maybe if you meet her or them and catch them in the act of fighting or being obnoxiously loud again you can obliviously cough or clear your throat to try and get them to realise thier surroundings and their obnoxious behavior. Cuz I know personally if it were brought to my attention that I was being a nuisance to my neighbors I'd stop what I was doing, that's just embarassing. Hopefully they're not shameless and take it out on you the innocent bystander.
Kitten_love 22
Or you could just call the police and leave a noise complaint. It's anonymous and to the point.
Goblin182 27
That poor innocent grill.
GhostFox 34
You can call the cops for a domestic dispute, you know. Call the non emergency line, tell them what's going on, and give them the address.
LevelupKid 8
how is this an FML for you?
dguzman92 12
I feel a lot more sympathy for the grill vs you...
torrea 19
Sounds like a great girl.
justfrofro 7
I'm pretty sure the reason this was an FML is because he had to listen to them fight and stuff rip