Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML
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Zebidee 9
Get off at the first stop. Cross the platform. Get on the first train going in the opposite direction. Get off at your original stop.
Lord_of_0 4
If you were the only person who didn't hear your teacher say it, how do you know what she said?
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Comments (126)
quin01 0
this is sooo fake
Arisakentaro 0
be glad germans are reluctant to speak English now get off fml and find where you are
JanisEvans 10
That's actually not true. They just really suck at English (which doesn't keep them from using it). I think you meant the French. ;)
Hidan_fml 0
I imagine that you probably posted this on a phone. Call your teacher or one of your friends. -.- If this was on a computer, then you're probably somewhere where you can get help. Again -.-
KristinaKreme 0
What if he's using an IPod in a place with wifi?
Hidan_fml 0
Well, then he's ******! xD
DanielleSaysHell 0
well then he can get directions off of that or in the building he's connecting off of. (guessing it's not a house)
JanisEvans 10
If you can post you're not lost enough, it seems. Perhaps get off FML and start asking for directions? Don't you learn the most basic skills in Saxony? Wait, let me take this question back for the sake of it being redundant. Moron.
bethany_camille 0
and your first instinct is to post your story in FML??
Phoenix_fml 13
but you were able to find a computer with internet access. and then you said 'let me post on fmylife.com!' you triple fail
macskapingvin 0
Heard of mobile internet?
davek 36
Don't mention the war!
mettakarama 0
yet you've found a computer / wifi spot
kjtx 0
Make an adventure of it! Find some coke and hookers and just kind of let thing unravel as they will!
ACSjr 0
dam I remember something like happen to me it was like 4 years ago in France forgot were do but I got lost went their for this soccer camp thing