Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML
Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML
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Zebidee 9
Get off at the first stop. Cross the platform. Get on the first train going in the opposite direction. Get off at your original stop.
Lord_of_0 4
If you were the only person who didn't hear your teacher say it, how do you know what she said?
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Comments (126)
DoctorDictator 0
Comment above is @ 63.
weissesengel 0
D: id LOVE to be lost in germany! ahh ur so lucky...
forgotten2long 5
I've done this same stupid thing the first time I took a train in Germany. Hope you found your way home...
Proud_vegetarian 0
why're you on fml???? go do something about it!
borfo 0
You're the world's hippest city (possibly the easiest to navigate in Germany) without adult supervision and you say FML? Weak, weak, weak.
GailLeeRussell 2
Sounds like an adventure waiting to happen. I would love being in your shoes.
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Press the big red button that says "halt"
Giants24 0
My first reaction would be to post this on FML too. Dumbass.
BoredGuyonFML 6
You ******* dumbass shit heads. he didnt run off and post this as soon as he knew he was lost. he got home and posted it. Jeez. stupid americans think common sense. asses.
writergirl23 19
With money to purchase an internet ticket, apparently. And call your teachers cell, I'll bet she's worried! If you don't know it, go to the police and explain to them the situation.