Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML
Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML
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1221121 0
Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.
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Comments (80)
theluckygirl28 8
LMAO!!!! That's wayyy funny!! haha
Laciesrenity 0
That's ridiculous! it's only $35 for me to take the cat into my vet. Sorry about the airfreshner though that is pretty funny
bonafidehustler 0
Okay what's with #10 (12013?) The last three FMLs I've read, he left some stupid comment about his "life f*ckin rocks!" OP: How do you not know the difference between an air freshener and sneezing? Didn't you think it was strange that you never saw your cat sneezing?
deaditegirl 0
Did you not look at your cat to see if that's where the noise was actually coming from? YDI. You know what they say about fools and their money.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Lol that's hilarious! But WIN, coz i admire someone who attends to their pets immediately and don't let the little "sneezes" get away! Thank you for caring that much, better $150 than saving money to find something out too late!
my_fml_account 2
at least your cat is fine
briejac 0
My aunt used to have one of those and it would scare the hell out of me! But this is hysterical. Sorry about your misfortune.
AK 2
You are stupid. But at least you love your pets! That's really all that matters.
ecilart 0
why would you take your cat to the vet without actually seeing him/her sneeze first?
0_X 0
well at least you care about your cat.