Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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Comments (139)
looka 0
hahahaha that's hilarious best FML of the day but ouch let the pussy cat lay off the pussy!
Vincanety 0
that why you don't put two pussy's together they shall fight
marisaichiban 0
................ ::crickets chirping::. Why was this posted?
bsneeze 0
I agree with #11 I just cant imagine what position you were in to have this happen, but ouch none the less :-/
xOpheliacx 0
Well at least you were already bleeding? Haha sorry. Had to. In all seriousness, a sucky situation to be in, I'm sure.
summersong89 0
ouch! cats really do love string...
yay_fml 0
hahahahahah that's something my cat would do. Thank god I use menstrual cups.
starDragon_fml 0
what the **** is a menstrual cup? do u set on a cup collecting menstrual blood fly
MadisonB96 6
um yeah wtf is that..?
cheree19 0
How do u get yours to stay? I just can't get the positioning right...
Paulspacefdot 0
My cat made a charge, leap, and swat at my dangly bits... OUCH! I think he was getting even for me having him neutered.
jSOPURE 3
My weenie hurts just thinking about that. :)
Vagabones 0
Heeeeerrreee kitty kitty kitty kitty...
W33nie 0
#18 that must have hurt