Today, my car was rear-ended and totaled. Last year, during the same month, my previous car was rear-ended and totaled. I should just stop driving during the month of February. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
Today, my car was totaled when a semi passed me and blew his transaxle out of his truck into my car. I travel for work and just got my job. I also just put plates on my car. It’s now triggered my PTSD from another car accident I was injured in. I keep crying from flashbacks. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
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chocolatefrog28 29
December is apparently the month I should be taking a bus, I've had the same thing happen to me in both 2015 and 2016. When should the first club meeting be scheduled?
OhPuhleeze 23
Shouldn't insurance cover the monetary losses? Also, this is a time to thank the Gods for saving you again. Road accidents have been known to kill and maim people, especially if they were big enough to total a car.
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Comments (16)
SuumahEli 23
Luckily it's the shortest month of the year!
FtheHumanity 17
This happened at least 3 years in a row to me the last week of April. Today I don't own a car.
Atmey 5
Reminds me when I first picked up my car, I was dazzled/checking it's inside so hard I almost crash in first 5 minutes.
Talented73 54
Rectum? It damn near killed 'um!
ObscureReference 1
February is "Your Back End Is History" month.