Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my car died a mile from my house, I huffed, puffed and pushed it back to my house off the street, so I wouldn't get a ticket overnight. After getting it towed to the shop in the morning, I got a call telling me they put gas in it for me and it starts up fine now. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper cables in one hand, I tried to flag down a passing motorist for help. A man in a truck slowed down, sarcastically waved at me, and kept driving. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
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AlexV_fml 0
AHHH WHAT A JERK!! i hate cops lol FYL
xClarkGable 0
People who hate cops usually just say that because they've been caught doing something wrong. There's nothing wrong with cops.
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Comments (201)
osloy 0
state trooper? they're power tripping pigs...
illeyad 0
wow Dr. Jackal and Mr, Hyde much.
texxxasissouth 0
Cops are huge dicks who will abuse their power if it works out for them. Most people who are police officers are arrogant ***** who are so absolutely positive that they're right morally, spiritually, whatever that it only plays into this fantasy world where they distribute very unequal, racist, biased judgement.
UnusualBehavior4 0
You for sure have a honda that sounds like a fart can... Cops hate those
theodivine 0
That's a dick move. I'm sorry about that. :[
elliekinslurvsya 0
what an sob
malveillance 0
What a bastard. But really, I'm not surprised. ******* cops are nuts with their ticketing. :|
The_Master 0
this is the ******* fakest FML there is a policeman, by policy of every department nationwide, cannot assist you in fixing you vehicl, as they become liable for any resulting damage from their assistance, making the department liable for a lawsuit. so, liar, way to get one past the moderators, but it is a cute little story. and yes, it really was necessary to call you out like this so you can write an FML tmrw that is actually true...maybe something along the lines of 'Today some guy with a pretty good general knowledge called out my bogus FML. my life is so sad that i can't even get a true FML posted on this site so i had to make up some bullshit story. FML.' so it can be ignored just like every other ******* sad pathetic loser who bitches about their fml's not making it because they so ******* sad and pathetic and their lives completely suck. so, in closing, stop lying to people just to be heard, and go **** yourself with your exhaust which probably doesnt even ******* exist to begin with. in that case, go **** yourself with your bike handle, and cry yourself to sleep tonight.
Mjwnenrjs 17
someones got issues...
bob123456_fml 0
oh that's nice #154
The_Master 0
thank you, I try.