Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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axfabxdisaster 25
Do you have security cameras or did they take that too?
chaseafterwind82 29
'Cowardly Lion Security'
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Comments (89)
headlock911 17
Sue the security company for not doing their job
RightSaidDredd 7
Pa da... security around these parts has long been a joke, although I am surprised to learn of much more than casual crime in Zadar, such a quiet place. We're (I say 'we', I only live here, not a Croat) in the EU now... so you can hire non-Croatian security... a few English thugs wouldn't back down from a few scrawny Istrians breaking in.
orsombre_fml 11
Breach of contract and criminal negligence. You or your insurance company can sue the security agency, you have a strong case.
magickiss87 22
My reaction would be "you're all fired. "
Sandman2015 12
Welp I guess the security company is going to be replacing a lot of your stuff then.
klay13 5
It sounds to me like it was the security guards who did the crime
soulreaper12296 28
Guess it's time to fire some people then.
djdailey 6
How about you don't hire *******
Emmageen 14
How about paying really skilled guards for solid money?
locustbb 9
They were in on it.