Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people whose work was also there. When we got back, police were everywhere. Someone had broken in and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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axfabxdisaster 25
Do you have security cameras or did they take that too?
chaseafterwind82 29
'Cowardly Lion Security'
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Comments (89)
britbrat237 14
They had one job.
keiNan_fml 35
Only one job.
wickedhyype 17
Lol, "so watching Netflix and sleeping is not apart of punitive security measures?"
ChristinePi 36
Fire them immediately.
mazinaru 6
sounds like a certain security company is paying for the losses.
brendejafulable 41
the security guards are probably the ones who stole the merch.
worldclassrager 41
What *******...get a guard dog a guess
maydayyparade 27
Some people aren't getting their paycheck today
LycanGod 27
some "security guards" you have... if they are part of a security company I'm sure you can get back in money from their company what was stolen due to the "fearless" rentacops not doing their job properly
AZTEC_WARRIOR 7
You need Paul Blart
brycemash 9
Next thing you know the supertroopers will be coming
themetalstickman 19
Time to hire new security