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thatguy8878 Smethport, United States

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

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My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.

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I smell a psychopath.

blahblah005 16

wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible

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purplegold 19

What a mistake to make

Well, how did it taste??

That is categorically horrible. I'd be burning mad if I had a sibling do that to my kitty.

You could sell the final product to the Chinese!

When professionals do it its "their job", but when I do it I'm a "psychopath".

People like your brother are the reason packages come with warning labels.

I did Nazi that coming.

nitrog100 21

I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Our family cat had to be euthanized earlier tonight. I know it seems callous for me to be here right now, but I'm stuck 1,000 miles away, and distractions like this are the only way I can deal with it. Hang in there.

My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.

Wow... That's a bit messed up for a 5 year old!!! Maybe bury the cat in your garden (if you have one). Sorry about this OP, I know how hard it is losing your furry friends, and I really can't imagine your situation, sorry. :/

It's also somewhat impressive. I had no idea what cremation was when I was five. Nor how to operate the oven.

I smell a young hitler

christinamarie17 29

I see where you were going with that 106 but no.... Just no. It will ALWAYS be too soon.

sophiasalsa 18

Wow yeah them being five makes this way more creepy! I was picturing like a drunk college kid being stupid thinking that would work, and that was bad enough. A five year old doing that is just scary.

#114 Kid are just like tiny drunk adults. So yeah...

I'm wondering why he didn't thinking burying it was acceptable =/

either way, I absolutely hate it when kids take initiatives and do stuff before telling anybody older than they are.

Maybe he was afraid the white walkers would bring it back to life