thatguy8878
Smethport, United States
Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML
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thatguy8878 14
My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.
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Queen_bee1234 21
I smell a psychopath.
blahblah005 16
wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible
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pleasedie 22
Sorry OP, the death of a pet is always bad but it seems your genius of a brother has somehow made the situation worse
Dartual 8
That's ****** up. At least he didnt actually set it on fire...
chinaski7628 32
Setting it on fire would have made more sense than trying to bake it....
mads_nicole 19
Jesus...someone might want to talk to your brother!
MissEmma_fml 22
You may want to consider sending him to a different school... Or a mental health institution
whassallt26 13
If he was young maybe he didn't nose what he was doing
Ted_brosby 4
Wow. Just wow
FusionPlacebo 26
He starts with animals and goes onto humans next.
Nooblah 15
I was pretty sure that humans classified as mammals. You know, the type of animal?
kindasortayeah 25
Let the Hitler references roll in...
worldsanchor 5
It would never work at regular cooking temp. You have to put in self cleaning mode to do it right, if available. ;-)
MidnaLink 35
Don't give the idiot brother ideas…
artistswife 19
Oven Self clean temperature is 900°F Cremation temperature is 1400 to 1800°F
Ichiya 29
So it just needs 2 cycles then right?
CrossEyedSniper1 18
Baked it.
disbatch 14
It's what's for dinner!