Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Top comments
voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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iEatcheesee 0
Why don't you wear your Mom's bra?
geeksaresexy 18
Why are people saying to borrow her mum's? Because that's totally how bras work right? One size fits all.. My mum is a 40DD and I'm a 30F I quite clearly could not wear her bra so what makes anyone think OP is the same size as her mum? ACE bandage (or similar) works really well though (even for larger chests) and an extra camisole is always helpful. If I had a son and he did that he'd be grounded for the rest of his life, bras are not cheap! Especially if you're bigger than C/D cup.
stilldrunk88 6
It might make you more popular.
breathagain0821 0
my sister had that happen, try using ducktape t works okay until u can get new ones
stevenmx86 8
If you can't drive yourself to shopping you're probably like 15 anyway and I don't know of many 15 year olds who desperately need bras.. Forgive me if you don't fit in this category though..
geeksaresexy 18
I was an E cup at 15.. and yes an E cup definitely requires a bra.
iwishicould 7
wear an undershirt.
Rwcrazy 0
Put one on post the pics, (only if over 18), and let us decide if you need a bra or if it still looks good
skizzlerz 0
tie them? depending where he cut them. and double layer your shirts :P that really sucks lol
ydur 0
you don't have a single female friend? u suck
geeksaresexy 18
Yes because not being able to borrow a bra is the same as not having a female friend... Op Said she has no one to borrow one from which could mean she's a lot bigger/ smaller than her female friends.
kaite990 0
wear a baggy shirt???