Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Top comments
voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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IHeartJimi02 0
I know a lot of people who use that word 321.
madalynn 11
you could wear a hoodie sweatshirt for those three days or something.
lmw562 3
get a needle and thread. it could be worse.
jessaswan 0
layers will be your friend
zombiekitten87 12
wow... I would burn everything he loved and probably beat him till he was one giant bruise.
serenity40 6
wear a jacket. I hope its not hot. but then again I guess it would be better so your nipples don't show. yea wear a jacket!
Xtra_Cheddar 3
oh my god just wear a freaking sweater
doofinsmurf 0
It would be worse if you're flat chested and you've been faking. Unless that is the FML. Then I'm sorry, that really sucks.
teebabyy 0
your brother would be getting a serious ass whooping to be honest!
sngbbi 0
sew em