Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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XxHITMAN11895xX 3
how nice are your tit's? if they are nice then dont worry.
nmearayta 0
just walk as slow as possible and if u have PE ur screwed
tayybayybayyyy 4
wear a sweatshirt if possible!
cattykins 0
and this is why I wear built in cami bras usually
green_ghost_fml 4
That sucks. All I can suggest is wear a big hoodie or something and walk slowly. Layering helps too. Wear a couple of shirts or a cami (since they normally have built-in bras) underneath.
pitchblease 2
duct tape
sam518 2
what about a bathing suit top??
ebgames18 0
wear a bathing suit top it's works
badgirl90987 9
use duct tape. a lot of duct tape..
QueenSaru 28
How big are your boobs? I mean, I'm a D, and while I don't LIKE going braless, unless I'm doing jumping jacks, it's not usually a problem. Plus, the tighter the shirt, the better the support. Also, can you not go to the store by yourself? (unless of course you're in a place without close-by shops/public transport)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
OP may be young enough that they don't have a job/money to buy the bras without mom's help.