Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Top comments
voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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urdirtyolduncle 15
Thats a good brah!!
JokeMeister 0
make him sew ALL of them back together. make him think that that was unfunny.
ig4f 0
shove his toothbrush in dog shit. Little bitch, he probably wanted a peek.
ShreddedPecker 2
Well of course he wanted a peek. All guys do. Duh...
gamergirlx12_fml 0
There's an awesome invention called a sewing machine. I guess you've never heard of it...
QueenSaru 28
Or for us old people, a needle and thread. XD
laxman47 0
atleast the boys will pay attention to you some more now hahahaha
sammy259 3
1. dont get horny 2. let every one see your ******* popping out your shirt i would go for number 2 but thats just me
LDloodle 2
cut the big toe out of all his socks
Sammara 0
It's really too bad that you have absolutely no friends in the world. If you did, one of them/one of their parents would probably be willing to take you to the store.
IHeartJimi02 0
She might not have a job. I'm assuming that the reason why they have to wait 3 days is because that's when the mother gets paid. who knows?
shellymelon2 0
werent you wearing one.......?
JeepGuy88 0
I hope you have nice boobies to show off